spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

(via ktthorn)

SULLLLLLLYYYYY

aww Seth. nobody cares about him. I LOVE YOU.

all of the jokes tonight are killer

that Kardashian joke was gold

I didn’t either lol

Q

muleonis asked:

I think you did this one before, but white

A

3 facts about personality:

  1. not afraid to be weird
  2. try too hard to be cool
  3. silly. I like to make people laugh

Q

muleonis asked:

4,8,12,16, 20, 24, 28, 32

A

4. Last song you listened to Black Widow by Rita Ora and Iggy

HAVE YOU EVER:

8. Self harmed No, but thought about it once.

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex nope.

32. What are you listening to right now Tonight Show.

Literally 16-28 are nonexistent questions like what.

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

(via lifeofahugoholic)

seasaltandcastles:

andrew-jason:

ain’t nobody mess with Minnie’s man.

THE FUCKING POINT AND THE WAVE she’s like “bitch bye you can fucking step.”
seasaltandcastles:

andrew-jason:

ain’t nobody mess with Minnie’s man.

THE FUCKING POINT AND THE WAVE she’s like “bitch bye you can fucking step.”
seasaltandcastles:

andrew-jason:

ain’t nobody mess with Minnie’s man.

THE FUCKING POINT AND THE WAVE she’s like “bitch bye you can fucking step.”
seasaltandcastles:

andrew-jason:

ain’t nobody mess with Minnie’s man.

THE FUCKING POINT AND THE WAVE she’s like “bitch bye you can fucking step.”
seasaltandcastles:

andrew-jason:

ain’t nobody mess with Minnie’s man.

THE FUCKING POINT AND THE WAVE she’s like “bitch bye you can fucking step.”
seasaltandcastles:

andrew-jason:

ain’t nobody mess with Minnie’s man.

THE FUCKING POINT AND THE WAVE she’s like “bitch bye you can fucking step.”

seasaltandcastles:

andrew-jason:

ain’t nobody mess with Minnie’s man.

THE FUCKING POINT AND THE WAVE she’s like “bitch bye you can fucking step.”

(via liaralannister)

normcore-dad:

starswereexploding:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

Wow

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

(via my-patronus-is-a-winchester)

WHERE ARE THE SELFIES COMING FROM?